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A Quiz that Made My Brown Eyes Blue

Your eyes are the windows to your soul. What type of eyes do you have?

RAVEN EYES

You have Raven Eyes!
Positive Traits: Intellectual, Wise, Experienced, Honest, Trustworthy
Negative Traits: Pompous, Condescending, Withdrawn, Pessimistic, Depressed
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Thanks to: SoccerDad

The Exam

Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam applying for his citizenship papers.

He was asked to spell "cultivate" - he spelled it correctly.

He was then asked to use the word in a sentence.

He brightened up and said, "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

I'm a Minister

ISFJ - "Conservator". Desires to be of service and to minister to individual needs - very loyal. 13.8% of total population.

Free Jung Word Choice Test (similar to MBTI)
personality tests by similarminds.com

Via Shirl

The Old Gray Mare She Ain't What She Used to Be

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Thanks Patti. 

Find Ultrasound schools

I used to teach 8th grade science.

	I received 56 credits on The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
Guess the Sci-Fi Movie Sounds hereCanon powershot

Am-I-Dumb.com - Dumb?

24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot

As an AOL user from way back when, I find this very amusing.  It really illustrates well just how far and how fast technology has changed. 

Zelda

Some Awesome Scripts and Codes For Your Blog

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Curveball

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Who Should Paint You

Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher

Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait. And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

Hat tip: Shirl

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have low extroversion. You are quiet and reserved in most social situations. A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you. You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people. Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have low neuroticism. You are very emotionally stable and mentally together. Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly. Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is medium. You are generally broad minded when it come to new things. But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it. You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.

The Five Factor Personality Test

Hat Tip: Shirl

What color is your soul painted? Blue Your soul is painted the color blue, which embodies the characteristics of peace, patience, understanding, health, tranquility, protection, spiritual awareness, unity, harmony, calmness, coolness, confidence, dependability, loyalty, idealism, tackiness, and wisdom. Blue is the color of the element Water, and is symbolic of the ocean, sleep, twilight, and the sky. Click Here to Take This Quiz

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Tackiness? Moi?

Via Throwing Bullets

It's Musical Monday...

...at SoccerDad.  Can you guess that tune and the artist - without googling the lyrics?

Daddy Diaper Duty

As soon as I saw this video, I knew I had to send it to my husband.  It reminded me so much of him when our kids were babies. Me?  I'd been an RN and had changed GROWN UP diapers.  Changing little baby diapers was nothing to me.  But at times it was a bit of a challenge for my life partner. He was game - he really did want to take part.  He'd grit his teeth and, standing a full arm's distance away, he would dab at the rear end before him in tiny ineffective wipes.  I'd generally end up taking over, "to do it right." (the thing we wives are never supposed to do - but believe me, he was always relieved)

You might think the situation unfair, but I did not mind changing the great majority of diapers.  You see, Husband can squish bugs without getting grossed out.  I, otoh, am exceptionally squeamish around the little critters. So it was a perfect trade off as far as I was concerned.

This provided us with a good laugh and reminder of days gone by: 

What American accent do you have? (Best version so far) Northeastern Most people don't know it but this is actually what dictionaries are based on. If you don't believe me, pick up any American dictionary and look up "source" and "sauce" and you'll see they are written with the same vowel pronunciation.

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Your Score: Myrna Loy

You scored 9% grit, 28% wit, 28% flair, and 42% class!

You are class itself, the calm, confident "perfect woman." Men turn and look at you admiringly as you walk down the street, and even your rivals have a grudging respect for you. You always know the right thing to say, do and, of course, wear. You can take charge of a situation when things get out of hand, and you're a great help to your partner even if they don't immediately see or know it. You are one classy dame. Your screen partners include William Powell and Cary Grant, you little simmerpot, you.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.

Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

[Ed note: Guess they forgot the part about me being a wimp (9% grit) and kind of a dumb broad (28% wit) without any style (28% flair).]

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You've Probably Never Heard Classical Gas Quite Like This

Hat tip: Mark

Probed and Analyzed

Your Brain Usage Profile:

Auditory : 45%
Visual : 54%
Left : 66%
Right : 33%

Gail, you are somewhat left-hemisphere dominant with a balanced preference for auditory and visual inputs. Because of your "centrist" tendencies, the distinctions between various types of brain usage are somewhat blurred.

Your tendency to be organized and logical and attend to details is reasonably well-established which should afford you success regardless of your chosen field of endeavor, unless it requires total spontaneity and ability to improvise, your weaker traits. However, you are far from rigid or overcontrolled. You possess a degree of individuality, perceptiveness, and trust in your intuition to function at much more sophisticated levels than most.

Having given sufficient attention to detail, you can readily perceive the larger aspects and implications of a situation or of learning. You are functional and practical, but can blend abstraction and theory into your framework readily.

The equivalence of your auditory and visual learning orientation gives you two equally effective sensory input systems, each with distinctive features. You can process both unidimensionally and multidimen- sionally with equal facility. When needed, you sequence material while at other times you "intake it all" and store it for processing later.

Your natural ability to use your senses is also synthesized in your way of learning. You can be reflective in your approach, absorbing material in a non-aggressive manner, and at other times voracious in seeking out stimulation and experience.

Overall you tend to be somewhat more critical of yourself than is necessary and avoid enjoying life too much because of a sense of duty. You feel somewhat constrained and tend to sometimes restrict your expressiveness. In any given situation, you will opt for the rational, and learning of almost any type should be easy for you. You might need certain ideas explained to you in order to fit them into your scheme of things, but you're at least open to that!

Could someone please explain that last line to me? S-L-O-W-L-Y, so that I can catch it, if you don't mind.

The test can be found here.

Hat tip: Shirl

Because You Need a Good Laugh

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Via Neatorama

A Great Way to Liven up a Dull Class

Some May Think it's Evil or Silly, I Suppose

But it made me laugh.  Out loud.

Here's a Guy

...with a terrific sense of humor, a creative mind and a bottomless pit of chutzpa.  Wonder if he'd like an invitation to a Memorial Day Barbecue in Virginia?

Phew

I don't have to worry about the Big C anymore:

You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.

You're a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.

'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Hat tip:  Mark

Mademoiselle Chirac

Politicians in drag.

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Yup. That's Me.

According to experts, my personality type is : Adult Film Star Other people like me display these traits. They work in fast food resturants They suffer from bowel problems They go commando They listen to Brittany Spears Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Via The Other Side

You Are More Yin

Feminine Devoted Forgiving Fall Winter Afternoon Moon Time Passive Metal Honey

Are You More Yin or Yang?

Via Shirl

Latte Art

The "Have You Ever" Meme

Things I have done are in bold:

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain (Does Diamondhead count?)
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone (a bath yes, but no candles.)
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa (the stairs were closed for renovations when I was there or I would have)
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne (Tipsy, but not drunk)
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse of the moon.
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe 
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs (my IPod has, but I haven't)
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie (Was an extra in the movie "Hair")
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice (I've been to Venice and I've ridden in a gondola at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas)
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an "expert" (Once - as a mother of 3 young children trapped in the house for several days by a bad snowstorm.  I called up ABC news to report that our street hadn't been plowed and they sent a team in by 4-wheel drive to interview me.)
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone's heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol (a BB gun)
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (Not sure but I think I did after having surgery)
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
30. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey (I think I read one or the other for school.  Maybe both.  I don't remember)
135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone's life

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Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

Via White Pebble

Uh, No I Didn't...

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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I daydreamed and drooled on myself most of the time.

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Games

Cute little games.  Mindless, but so adorable.

Saddam and Osama!

This made me laugh:

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