Looking to Trade Mornings

Up for grabs:

A lovely prospective membership brunch at the retirement community where my parents will hopefully be moving soon.  This meeting is for those who are on the waiting list for an apartment in the community and whichever of their children they can talk into attending with them.  A side benefit: Time spent with my mother and father - truly loveable people and great parents - who will be happy to tell you in great detail why you should vote for Hillary Clinton. My mother loves Bill Clinton and will definitely mention how attractive he is and his fabulous charisma. Several times.

They are serving quiche! Assorted baked muffins! Sliced fresh seasonal fruit! Followed by a chaser of prunes and metamucil.