Walt and Mearsheimer, Modern Academics

Oh, no, no.  There's absolutely no evidence of a secret Jewish conspiracy to control US foreign policy and we, Walt and Mearsheimer, would never even think to admit the possibility of a shred of a fraction of a thought that this idea could exist in our heads or yours.  We know such things as secret conspiracies are laughed at in this day and age.  Ha, ha.  We will laugh along with you for a moment.  Aside from the idea's droller aspects with which we would never connect ourselves as we are serious academics, this medieval-style thinking would lump us in with Inquisitors and nazis - heaven forfend! They were so brutal and bloody.  We don't believe in being brutal and bloody.  We just believe in supporting those who do the dirty work for us...oops, did we just say that? Oh well, you all understand, we are sure.

But seriously, folks, while the thought that Joos are running US foreign policy secretly might be laughably anachronistic and reminiscent of stupidity and ignorance of the past, the truth is (and we want to shout it from the highest ivory towers), the Israel lobby is running US foreign policy but they are doing it right out in the open.

You see the difference?  Speaking of "secret" conspiracies is anti-semitic and stoopid and we would never do that.  But out-in-the-open plots and manipulation?  Another matter completely, of course.