Effing Idiots

Four men have been charged with conspiring to attack John F. Kennedy International Airport by planting explosives to blow up jet fuel supply tanks and a pipeline, officials said.

Homeland Security sources said there is no current threat at the airport and that the attack as planned was "not technically feasible."

The alleged plot did not target airplane flights.

"Anytime you hit Kennedy, it is the most hurtful thing to the United States. To hit John F. Kennedy, wow...they love JFK -- he's like the man. If you hit that, this whole country will be in mourning. It's like you can kill the man twice," one of the suspects said during a recorded phone conversation, officials said.

Obviously, they are morons, but can you imagine if by some snowball's chance in hell, they had succeeded?  The death, the destruction, the fear...?

At least one of the perpetraitors (spelled that way on purpose) was an American citizen.

An official described the suspects as "al Qaeda wannabes."

In another recorded conversation with his alleged conspirators in May 2007, Defreitas compared the plot to attack JFK airport with the September 11 attack on the World Trade Center, saying, "Even the Twin Towers can't touch it. This can destroy the economy of America for some time," according to Justice officials.

Catch them, lock them up in Guantanamo, and throw away the key.