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...would a platinum facial be better?
A model demonstrates the use of Umo Inc.'s 24-carat gold leaf "Gold Facial Treatment" at the Beautyworld Japan 2007 trade fair in Tokyo May 7, 2007.
How about granulated diamonds? Crushed rubies? Oyster shells? Peacock feathers? A paste made from the leaves of the Haleakala Silversword? The saliva of 1,000 hummingbirds?
Maybe a diamond eye treatment...
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