Blehhhh

Dear fellow females,

A small request, if you don't mind: When you use a public toilet, or any other for that matter, could you please exert whatever effort is necessary to keep the seat dry for the next person who comes along? I must confess I can't imagine how you manage to urinate on the seat in the first place.  The hole seems large enough to accomodate even the most...um...er...unruly stream, one would think. Yet when I travel, I repeatedly find myself going from stall to stall trying to find a clean toilet, or else giving in in disgust and cleaning up for you.

This problem seems to be especially noticeable in airport bathrooms wherever I have traveled, and also in the rest stops lining the I-95 corridor between Washington DC and New York. One fantastic exception is at O'Hare in Chicago.  They have plastic seat covers which automatically slide into place with each new user. So hygenic.  So civilized.  Take a look:

Ladies, in the absence of this convenience, prior to leaving the rest room it would be ever so kind of you to take a quick glance at the seat, and if you have "missed," take some tissue and clean up after yourself.   

For crying-out-freaking-you-all-disgust- me-completely-you-know-who-you-are-loud.

Thanks so much,

Gail

   

Comments

[alisa]

This made me laugh out loud! I have wondered if I was in the men's toilet by accident and they forgot to raise the lid! It is extremely disgusting. You just have such a funny way of saying so!

[Mark]

And you ladies complain about us!