Rubicon3: Election Results...UPDATED

November 07, 2006

Election Results...UPDATED

This post will be updated until I decide to stop.

Allen and Webb are separated by a hair. My friends, family and I all negated one another's votes...

Ted Kennedy wins. Bleccchhh.

Althouse and a buncha bloggers here...

Liveblogging from pollster.com...

Mind starts to wander...Brit and Kfed! What a shocker.

Family may want to watch TIVO'd episode of CSI...hanging in with MSNBC for now...

Wish we had a BattleStar Gallactica stashed away, but unfortunately, we are caught up. If you are a sci-fi fan, you should be watching that show. It is terrific.

BALANCE OF POWER watch.

African Americans and weather are making a difference in Tennessee.

MSNBC's TV Coverage of Decision 2006: How self-important are they? We'll have an answer after this message.

CNN: We may have a result. We will let you know.

Let's go to our panel...

Let's go to Pittsburgh...

Let's go to...

Deep, deep, deep, red.

In danger now.

Red getting deep red.

Chris Matthews: You mean blue.

Oh, right. Blue.

We have to get our colors straight.

Blue is getting bluer...

I love it when they pronounce it "Missourah."

Howard Dean...The Democratic party is a centrist party...we are going to do things for ordinary people...

Sorry Howard, husband just changed to Fox...

Fox is so serious. I can't make fun of them. They are actually making sense...and they aren't foaming at the mouth...

A lot of early signs, but nothing yet definitive...

They are mourning Santorum...He actually spoke about "Islamofascism" in his speeches...

Meanwhile, four Kassam rockets hit Ashkelon, and one more struck in Sderot, despite the six-day anti-terror sweep in Beit Hanun, deemed a "success" by senior IDF officers.

We have several nappers in our audience....changing to CSI Miami to prevent deep coma...

An audience member continued to sleep through CSI. We are back to Fox...

Brit Hume is telling stories about erroneous exit polls....

Hillary Clinton overwhelmingly favored to win...numbers are supporting this...

Maryland and VA still too close to call...

Brit says - we wish we knew but we don't. Bear with us....

Oh. They have the big yellow crayon out, and they are drawing. Reminds me of football...what's his name...Madden...

Dean is now on Fox...We are being very conservative in our calling of victory, Chris, if I may say so on a conservative station....har har...

Dean says that Republicans have lost touch with the American people...unlike the Bush adminstration, we are going to be civil again...

Perry is winning over Kinky! Oh well. It was fun while it lasted, Alisa...

Only 1% of votes counted in MD. Cardin only has 44% of them, but Fox is still calling it for Cardin over Steele. ???

To CNN...

Wold Blitzer's suit coat looks a hair longer than it should be...

Brit and K-Fed's prenup:

Pre-marriage, K-Fed was dancing his way to $30,000 a year. Post marriage? Even his cornrows are crying. From an Us Magazine article from December 2005, the details of their pre-nup:

K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
The mansion will be divided 50/50.
Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.
She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he’ll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.
Spears won’t pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson. Luckily, Britney should be able to put food on the table for at least another 200,000 more years.