If You Should Order Furniture From Restoration Hardware

...and if they should mess up your order, and if you should have to call them many times, and if they should happen to put you on hold every single time you call while they: Try to figure things out, boot, reboot, unboot and have shoes fitted for their computer, twiddle their thumbs, take a bathroom break, eat lunch, try to convince a supervisor to please deal with this problem for them, scratch their rear ends, or if they've developed amnesia and have forgotten why they were there in the first place and that you existed, you may find that you will have to listen to the most obnoxious French song in creation in an endless feedback loop. "Je ne veux pas travailler, je ne veux pas dejeuner, je ne veux pas something-er, oh please stop singing this putrid song..."

And you may want to throw your phone on the floor and stomp on it very very hard until it Never. Makes. That. Sound. Again. Yes, I am talking about murdering your phone.

You might just have that happen.